Setting the record straight

As someone who never loved the Clintons but certainly didn't hate them, I wondered where hardcore Hillary haters picked up their ammo. 

You don't have to look far. I typed "Clinton murders" into Google, and in less than a second--Google is proud of such things--turned up various numbers in the "Clinton body count" racket. Somewhere between 33--

 and close to a hundred:

In case you, like me and millions of other Americans were completely out of the loop on all of this, here's a bombshell from late August, a horrible story that broke just in time for the over-stoked campaign season.  

Seriously, you thought the constant drip-drip of Wikileaks told the whole truth? Nosireee. There's bloody more. The brazen horror and demonic arrogance of all this is beyond belief. Read it for yourself--while she was running for President of the United States and Leader of the Free World, Hillary Clinton was involved in the deaths, the murders, of four innocent people--that's right, four--in just the last few months, all of whom would have exposed all of this, would have made brought her and her husband's vicious blood-letting out into the light. Four men since late June.

Shockingly, she orchestrated these things--or her minions did--when she herself seemed to be dying of some horrible health problem that no one would talk about.  

You think I'm kidding? Here's all you need, plus a radio show if you want to stay updated:

If some Hillary supporters try to talk you all of this, download this summary chart and tape it to your refrigerator. Here's all the facts, right there under your thumb.

There's got to be something here. Why didn't I know all of this before the election. I mean, I voted for her, and now I find out she's killed dozens of people in bare-knuckled power grabs. 

Thank goodness President-elect Trump promised to do something, to "lock her up." Remember those chants? Every last rally the whole mob broke into a fever.

Now he's backing off a bit. He says he'll think about that later. Seriously? 

If he doesn't lock her up, does that mean he too is part of the conspiracy? 

He's got Steve Bannon right there with him, so he'll do it. He'll lock her up. He must. Look at the woman's despicable record of evil. She's a serial killer, a mass murder. Donald Trump said he would.

He better.

Right?